May 2012
34 posts
Watchcollegehumor:
The Mom Version of “Look at Me Now”
“Dude, your mom is so topical.”
Do what you want
If you don’t live it up now, you will regret it when you are older. So drink it up, have fun, and be happy, because you are only young once.
“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”
– William Shakespeare
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
– J.K. Rowling
“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plan.”
– John Lennon
Sometimes your knight in shining armour
is just a douche in tin foil…
Goldfish are the only snack that smiles
probably because they’re baked.
Life is like a blank piece of paper
Just remember you are writing with a sharpie.
Watchcollegehumor:
The I’m Awesome Song
Well, there’s no denying that.
Peple are going to talk
no matter if you are doing good or bad.
“And I don’t even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and I...”
– Gotye
